366 Days: A leap year. The kidz bop version of 365 Days

366 Days: A Leap Year Kidz Bop Version of 365 Days

Characters: Chad, Emily, Buttavia, Chad’s mom, Emily’s dad,

Scene One Chad: MOM!! I can’t find my backpack for school!! HELP ME! I’m gonna be late for my frat meeting! Chad’s mom: Okay honey, I’ll go look for it. After all, you’re only 28, you still need my help in big boy college! Chad: Ugh okay whatever. Chad’s mom: *gives backpack* Have fun sweetie! Get me some red solo cups if you can! Chad: Fine, I’m leaving now! *puts on frat boy shirt and walks to frat boy meeting*

Scene Two Emily: Okay, bye Dad, I’m going to my fashion show with my boyfriend. Emily’s Dad: Okay have fun, don’t commit toO many hate crimes! Scene Three Chad: OMG MOM WHAT THE HECK WHY’D YOU SPILL KETCHUP EVERYWHERE?!?!? Chad’s mom: *dies* Chad: Ugh whateverrrrrr. *Dials phone* Hi, is this Bart’s Carpet Cleaning Service?
 * fashion show montage*
 * Shows Chad at fashion show*
 * Chad walks into his house*
 * montage of Chad’s mom’s funeral*

Chad: OMG I need to find that girl from the fashion show!! She’s all I have left.

Scene Four Chad: *Grabs Emily* Emily: *faints cutly then eventually wakes up* Emily: What are you doing ew get off me I have a boyfriend. Chad: Okay so basically my mom died and I saw you at some fashion show and I love you man. Emily: Uhhh why is that my problem?? Emily: *faints again* Chad: Idk imma just give you 365 days to love me back. Emily: Whaaaa- it’s a leap year so how about 366. Chad: I’m not good at math, how many more days is that?? Emily: Oml, it’s one. Emily: *faints* Chad: Ohhh kk. Emily: Falling in love with you is going to be impossible.

Scene Five Chad: Yo my frat is going on a trip you’re coming. Emily: Haha no I was on a trip with my boyfriend I don’t want to go on another. Chad: You’re going. I’ll buy you some stuff I guess. Emily: Fine, I like shopping. Emily: *holds up clothes* Chad: Geez do you think you bought enough stuff? Emily: *evil look* I want food now *Calls Pete’s Pizzeria* Pizza Man: Hey, you’ve got Pete’s Pizzeria and abortion clinic on the line, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce. What can I get for you? Emily: Just a pepperoni pizza, please. Chad: With a side of toxic masculinity and a fried child.
 * trip happens*

Scene Six Chad: We’re going to a party don’t cause trouble or I’ll hurt you. Emily: No promises. Chad: *dances* Emily: *dances in front of other ppl aka cats* Chad: EMILY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? WE’RE LEAVING. *punches people she was dancing in front of*

Scene Seven Emily: Chad... There’s been something I’ve been meaning to tell you. Chad: Do you love me yet? :) Emily: No lol get noobed I want more stuff Chad: I HATE YOU GO AWAY

Scene Eight Emily: Chad... There’s been something I’ve been meaning to tell you. Chad: I don’t care, you’re just gonna fool me again and I don’t want to hear it. Emily: No Chad- I love you. I really do. I don’t need 366 days. Chad: Holy guacamole. Will you marry me? Emily: Sureeeee

Scene Nine Chad: Yo wanna go to a frat party together, you can get all dressed up, it’ll be fun. Emily: Wow, you’re asking for once. Character development much? Chad: So, is that a yes? Emily: Sure. Chad: Great. Chad: Emily I love you will you play beer pong with me Emily: Oh.. I’m not too good. Just kidding, I love beer pong. Ew whos that? Chad: That’s Buttavia. Buttavia: Oh hello there. Emily, I don’t like you. I’ve always loved Chad and you stole me from him. I have no other choice than to kill you. Emily: Um I don’t know you, sis. Chad: Emily- this is my ex. I told her all about you and she never thought I’d find you. Welp, here she is- Buttavia: Bye losers, say your goodbyes. Emily: Um okie. Scene Ten Emily: *goes home to tell her family the news* Ayo guys I’m getting married to some weird dude. With a side of mashed potatoes and chickie nuggies. Emily’s dad: OOp cool wanna go wedding dress shopping. Emily: SURE
 * montage of getting ready*

Scene Eleven Emily: *comes into the room wearing dress* Emily’s dad: Er me gershes. I love it. GET IT OR I’LL LITERALLY KILL YOU EVEN THOUGH YOU’RE MY ONLY CHILD Emily: So you like it? :> O Emily’s dad: OMG go tell your literal butt face of a kidnapper/ fiance!!!

Scene Twelve Emily: Omg I got so much stuff, I can’t wait to show Chad and tell him the news. Buttavia: Well hello hello mwahahhahahah. I said I’d kill you, so here goes nothing. *shoots Emily* Emily: *Dramatically dies*

Chad: *on the phone* AW HELL TO THE NAW. I have nothing left. Oh well, I’ma go kidnap a toddler Ending Credits Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.